casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

Can I just say…

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

becausefantasiesareinfinite:

xriversong:

grimdarked:

all-the-gay-ships:

youbettersuitup:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

cartoonmotioned:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

jordan-has-lost-his-mind:

should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo

im looking at you Sherlock fandom.

here we come

bring the crack au’s

supernatural fandom you’re up next guys

C’mon whovians it’s your turn now

😗

shuckle-shuffle:

hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night

— TVLine’s Game of Thrones recap (via batcows)

brucebaled:

Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)

legendariess:

Are you a 

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screamingcrawfish:

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imthegdbatman:

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